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Spastic Gay Talk

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• High School Handshake.

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• hop off my nuts

  another way to say “chill out”, “leave me alone”, or “get off my -ss.” gets great response, causes the person who’s on your -ss to shut the h-ll up and back down. mom: gonzo, did you do your homework yet? gonzo: ma, hop of my nuts. mom: yes master. or fat-ss in car behind me: […]

• hop up on top and start jiggy-jiggy-jerking

  a ridiculous alternative way to say “have s-x.” originated from juvenile’s song “slow motion” (2004). the s-xy way in which penelope operated the binary output flip-flop switch in electrical engineering lab made bartholomew want to hop up on top and start jiggy-jiggy-jerking.

• Vagina Boob

  possibly the greatest of all family guy quotes. ’nuff said. red(cleveland)-“it was months before he said two words to anyone” andy(peter)-“v-g-n- b–b.” the inexplicable nasty taste in your mouth after a night out getting w-nkered. -mate, you were f-cked last night, how ya feeling? -rough man, i really need to brush my teeth; i’m tasting […]

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