spattage
the opposite of ‘swallowage’. the act of spitting out, instead of swallowing, a man’s j-zz-load or c-m, after a man -j-c-l-t-s into a woman’s(or man’s) mouth, during the act of f-ll-t– or getting a b.j.. yet, sometimes, accompanied by vomit, as the j-zz has actually been ingested and then puked out. almost synonymous with j-zz-spat, though j-zz-spat is more of an immediate reaction of spitting out the c-m before it reaches the person’s stomach.
girl: ‘slob, slob, slob, slurp, glump, glurg, gulp, cack!!!’
guy: ‘hey, slag-face, what’s up, no swallowage???
girl: ‘ewwww, no way!!! i would never do something gross like that!’
guy: ‘well, then, you’d better clean up all that spattage on my expensive sh-g rug, along with that period blood….slag.’
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