spatula attack
when a spatula is inserted up the r-ct-m of an adversary.
adversary: “oh please don’t spatula attack me”
insertation: schlurp
you: “you have been have been spatula attacked”
adversary: “ohhhhhhhhhh noooooooooooo i lost my sa virginity”
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