spawning seahorse
the seahorse is performed when a s-xual act takes place snorkeling in a body of water ( pool, ocean, lake, sinks-for little people). once -j-c-l-t–n is about to be reached the p-n-s is removed from the orifice of s-xual choice the female is pushed below the water surface and the -j-c-l-t- is released down her snorkel.
this can also serve as a good source of protein for the female if stranded at sea.
on a cruise in the mediterranean i met a real freak just south of sicily. we spent the day snorkeling, the p-ssion was hot and she suggested that i provide her with a mouthful of my manhood. lets just say that i’m glad the snorkel was extralarge. as she guzzled down my lost offspring i embraced the moment and that was when the sp-wning seahorse was born.
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