spazdick
when a guy overshakes after urinating.
joe found himself in a predicament after he went spazd-ck and splattered his neighbor in the mens room at the yankees game.
when a p-n-s slaps its owner several times while he is sleeping until he wakes up to notice he has -j-c-l-t-d.
her: your a real spazd-ck!
him: i swear only sometimes, if we had s-x, it wouldn;t happen!!!!
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