SPDP
when the phone operator is or does something dumber than the phone they are using. stands for smart phone dumb person (spdp)
“geez what’s with all the spdp on the train today?”
“sorry i’m late. couldn’t find the place. spdp”
“she takes way too many selfies. total spdp”
“geez this restaurant is cr-p. should’ve read all the reviews. spdp.”
“just got a cr-p email from my boss. shouldn’t have checked it tonight. spdp.”
“now we’ve broken up i absolutely regret all the naked selfies. spdp. ugh.”
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