Speaking chair
when you are pushing in your chair and it makes a fart noise and everyone turns towards you with the utmost disgust.
me:-pulls in seat – chair makes weird noise-
person:are you f-cking kidding me? again!? you know we aren’t aloud to open windows in this cl-ss!!!
me:b-but it was a speaking chair, trust me!!!
#awkward #chair #speaking #school
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