special carl
the special carl is a pick-up technique employed in only the most desperate of situations. in order to use the special carl you must first find a willing partic-p-nt to act mentally disabled. this is your “special carl”. now as a reward special carl gets approximately 7 total seconds of fondling the desired woman while acting disabled.
this is where you come in. you are special carl’s “big brother”. you do such a kind act by taking care of special carl. the woman loves your kindness and you get laid.
dude me and carl used the special carl on a hottie last night. carl even got some -ss while pretending to be disabled. of course i got laid.
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