Special Needs Goose
the name by which we must now refer to the animal formerly known as the mongoose.
me: look, son – that’s called a mongoose.
zoo employee: excuse me – but you can’t say that.
me: huh?
zoo employee: it’s a special needs goose.
me: for f-ck’s sake.
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