special needs haircut
one of the best possible pranks you can pull on someone who gets too drunk and falls asleep at a party. various forms are possible but depend largely on the pre-existing haircut, the position the recipient has p-ssed out in, how unconscious they are and the hair cutting devices available.
the cl-ssic is the bowl cut – hair above the ears is left untouched, hair below the ears is badly shaved down to about number 2. ths should ideally be lopsided with a meander at the back of the head for maximum “specialness”.
nb. it is a mortal sin to pull this prank on a woman due partly to the fact that all women everywhere will feel such sympathy for her that you will never get laid again, but mostly because women should never, ever have short hair.
dude 1: urgh, where am i? what time is it?
dude 2: -laughs uncontrollably-
dude 1: (touching head) what? huh? why’s my head shaved? where’s the mirr… a f-cking special needs haircut??
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