special slurpees


adding something of the alcoholic variety to a slurpee you purchase from quick zone. this best combination is c-ke slurpee with malibu coconut rum. can be drank on your way to cl-ss, after a hard day of school, afternoon snack or if you are just parched. very discreet way to maintain your buzz without getting caught by the ra’s.
hey kelso wanna grab some special slurpees and then go hang out in the lounge?
— ya sure, ive had a hard day of being a coffee beaner.

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