special unit
an intelligent person who is pr-ne to making extremely stupid/idiotic mistakes.
bob: what is a spoonerism?
billy: it is when you have an sneurysm while apooning
bob: billy, you would be a special unit if you were intelligent.
billy: but i am smart! my i.q is -41
bob: why are you so stupid?
billy: my mom is my sister!
bob: that explains it.
billy:my family tree has no branches!
bob:shut up.
billy:i am a special unit!
bob: if you don’t shut up, i will kill you in the face.
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