Specific Dick
the non-dimensionalized size of one’s d-ck in comparison to the d-ck of b.fush. one can obtain one’s specific d-ck by the following formula:
s.d. = your d-ck’s erect volume / b.fush’s erect d-ck volume
where the units therein can be in any consistent system of units. similar factors can be seen in the form of the following:
specific d-ck length
specific d-ck m-ss
specific d-ck curvature
relative d-ck roughness
where all the above would take on the following mathematical form:
your d-ck’s characteristic / b. fusher’s d-ck’s characteristic
the one caveat to these factors is that they are always less than 1. for instance:
s.d <1 because b. fusher has a bigger d-ck than you. always man, i once heard this guy say he had a specific d-ck of .963. i believed him when i saw him standing on three "legs."
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