Sped Dialing
an expression for the calls one makes after a heavy night of drinking and extreme intoxication. often include confessing your deepest love for members of the opposite s-x or opening up your heart to people you haven’t talked to in years. these calls are often late and aggravate the victims via waking them up in the middle of the night.
creation: a combination of speed dialing and the fact that you sound like a sped when you make these calls.
1. dude you were sped dialing your whole contact list last night.
2. ah man i gotta go into damage control this morning, i sped dialed the ex
3. holy f-ck look at my phone bill, it must of been all those nights of sped dialing.
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