Spedical Illusion
when the p-ssengers of a car misjudge the speed of the vehicle because they are viewing the -n-log speedometer at an angle. when not viewed straight on, the needle appears to indicate higher or lower speeds than the vehicle is actually travelling.
jen: slow down or the cops are going to arrest you.
bob: i’m going the speed limit…
jen: it looks like you’re going 5 over from the p-ssenger seat.
bob: that’s the spedical illusion messing with you.
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