spedoinkle
1. adj., of or relating to something wonderful.
2. noun, expletive popular in the mid to late 1800’s frontier america. (see alferd packer).
1. i think i know precisely what i mean when i say it’s a spedoinkle day!
2. spedoinkle! i just got my foot caught in a bear trap.
a fat porker of a man (usually with a rotund belly covering his shriveled c-ck), roasting his burned -ss on the beech in a speedo,usually with back hair matted down in sun tan lotion.
“man, look at that spedoinkle! what a land whale!”
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