speed 2
a poor sequel to the original film speed.
speed 2 also features actress sandra bullock, it does not however feature keanu reeves.
shortly after the opening of this film, keanu reeves became an a-list celebrity.
” there’s a speed 2 now? ”
” yes there is ”
” is it any good? ”
” i’m afraid not ”
” well how bad is it? ”
” if you were blind i’d tell you to bring ear plugs ”
a sh-tty sequel to a mediocre movie about a bus with that couldn’t drive under 50mph or a bomb onboard would blow up. speed 2 features unrealistic physics and a boring plot.
speed 2 is the worst movie i’ve seen all day.
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