speed cocking
a game played by adolescents and business professionals when bored with the contents of a lecture or meeting.
the object of the game is to draw as many p-n-ses on cl-ssmates/colleagues notepad, item of clothing or person before they notice and retaliate.
paul was dozing during the sales meeting and did not notice fran speed c-cking all over his notes.
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