Speed Goat
slang name for the north american pr-nghorn (antilocapra americana). so named due to it’s close resemblance to a goat and it’s incredible speed.
while it’s difficult to measure their speed, most sources state upwards of 70 km/h, and they’re known to be the second fastest land animal, second only to the cheetah, but able to sustain higher speeds for longer distances than the cheetah.
oh, cr-p! we’re going to hit that speed goat. duck! why do they hang out near the highway?
i’ve given up hunting speed goats because they taste like a cross between a slim jim and sagebrush.
noun: the poor, hapless driver who has been pulled over by traffic cops for speeding on a highway or country road. the ‘speedgoat’, through their sacrifice, allows all other drivers to speed past with impunity and without paying the ultimate price.
while p-ssing, with a sigh of relief, we thank the highway gods that we are not the ‘speedgoat’. but inevitably, that day and that siren comes for us all.
from the pig latin: scapegoat
mark roared with glee as he zoomed down the highway, “did you catch the look on that speedgoat’s face?”
“better watch it, sunshine,” replied white-knuckled jane from the p-ssenger seat. “the way you’re driving, your time will come!”
a goat of infinite speed. often seen wearing a sombrero and poncho.
speed goats are close friends with tai from gears of war 2. together they share locust bbq’s.
“dude, my nacho is gone!”
“must have been a speed goat.”
any animal that willingly and suicidally places itself between your automobile and your destination at an inopportune moment. from the combination of speed b-mp + goat (generic animal).
watch out for those speed goats in the middle of wyoming, they’ll get you every time.
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