Speed Gordon
speed gordon is a fict-tious man used as something to emphasise the incredulousness of a circ-mstance.
e.g to a person who has a lot of shoes, you would say “geez, you’ve got more shoes than speed gordon!” therefore, it is -ssumed that speed gordon has many many pairs of shoes, but you – amazingly – have more.
e.g when a person smells quite badly, one might say “jeff smells worse than speed gordon!” again, it is -ssumed that speed gordon’s odour is extremely offensive, but jeff smells worse.
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