Speed Mart
a 24 hour gas station/convenience store. known for their wide selection of single beers and p-rnographic magazines. also a terrific source for “impulse items” such as hats, miniature flags, smart-alek shot gl-sses (instant jack-ss-just add alcohol!), and hot dogs that the owner put on the cooker with his bare hands. known for having notoriously dirty bathrooms that usually serve as a last resort to desperate motorists.
employee 1: i’m making a run to the speed mart anybody want anything?
employee 2: here’s five bucks get me a mountain dew and a pack of newports.
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