speed masturbation
to m-st-rb-t- furious and achieve -rg-sm in a matter of seconds. usually happens when a man suffers premature -j-c-l-t–n or when he has very little time to m-st-rb-t-.
i once did speed masturbation and climaxed in 15 seconds- a personal best.
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