speed of light fart
speed of light fart:
a fart which starts to smell a few seconds before it is heard. a speed of light fart behaves much like thunder and lightning. a person capable of a speed of light fart can quickly exit a room before it is heard and thus leave the blame to another person.
the other day i was in the elevator with another person when i started to smell something terrible. a moment later and that person left and just after the door closed i heard a loud fart noise which i did not make. i then realized that the other person had speed of light farted.
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