speed poop
taking a p–p really quickly
i had five minutes to get to cl-ss so i had to take a speed p–p
a p–p ranging from 1-2 grunts. usually finished in a minute. occationally results in itchy b-tt.
joe: are you ready to go to six flags?
nick: hold on, i have to take a speed p–p.
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