Speed Skeeter
someone who blows his load early, a pre-mature ejaculator. rarely a good thing, speed skeeters arent accepted in todays world often excluded and not wanted to performe s-xual acts.
“i heard john’s a speed skeeter is that true?”
“yes it is, i almost feel bad for the poor b-st-rd.”
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