speedbag

getting punched in the b-lls as you -j-c-l-t-
last night i tried to abraham lincoln my girlfriend and she speedbagged me!
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a n-ts-ck with an extreme amount of dangle in its angle. usually used to describe such during periods of warm weather when someone decides to go commando.
if i accidentally sit on my speedbag, it makes me throw up in my mouth a little.
to slap one’s t-st-cl-s across another individual’s face (esp. forehead). similar to tea bagging, however in this case the sack is not rested on the deponent, but rather used as an instrument of -ssault.
speed bagging is often done to humiliate and/or shame the person upon which it is inflicted. it is also valuable for its humorous quality.
this activity is solely engaged in between males, and would be frowned upon as vulgar and inappropriate if executed upon a female. as with tea-bagging, this act is never considered h-m-erotic, although the deponent might be derided as a “f-g” anyway.
the next time you black out i’m gonna f-ckin speed bag your f-ggot -ss, you f-ckin light-weight.
v.
to repeatedly hit the forehead of the woman who is sucking on your b-lls as you m-st-rb-t-, akin to hitting a speedbag with one hand.
i was speedbaggin’ becky and j-zzed in her hair.
a womans br–sts
(to be honest, we’re not entirely sure how this came about)
she had awesome speed bags.
look at the speed bags on that.
a cl-toris that has excessive sag often resembling a boxing speed bag.
i finally pulled off mary’s panties only to discover she has a gigantic speed bag. i proceeded to get my boxing workout done while simultaneously pleasuring her.
to rapidly bash one’s t-st-cl-s against a girl’s v-g-n- or -ss when you’re f-cking her quickly.
i speedbagged my girlfriend so hard last night i bruised her -ss.
the process of punching a woman’s bare breast quickly and repeatedly, just as rocky balboa would go at it with a punching bag.
weeks’s mom likes it when i speedbag her.