speedosausage


noun. the flacid, yet visible phallic shape, that can be seen when one dons a fitted swim suit.

do not confuse this with “the bulge.” “the bulge” is when the crotch region has a visible bulge, but there is no defined phallic shape.

the swimsuit doesn’t have to be a speedo, but over the years speedo has been a generic term for the fitted suits.
that guy’s speedosausage is visible!!!

i thought it was a roll of quarters

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