Speedshitting
while dating a girl – particularly in the first awkward weeks – speedsh-tting refers to the act of taking a very fast sh-t in her appartment’s/dowm room’s bathroom, as to induce her to thing you were only – harmlessly – urinating.
girl: “we spend a lot of time together…but i noticed…err”
boy: “yes?”
girl “you…never seem to do a numer two!!”
boy “well…i was speedsh-tting”
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