speedy weasel


a speedy weasel is a guy who isn’t great looking, who finds smokin hot chics at a party who are totally smashed, gets them to have s-x with him and then nuts in like 3 seconds.
jennie- omg last night i was so wasted i had s-x with this really ugly guy and the worst part was he nutted in 3 seconds!

jessica- sounds like you’ve been had by a speedy weasel

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