spell wreck
when spell check software changes your correct spelling to something else it thinks is correct.
rocky: hey adam, how come when you sent me that word doc-ment containing my resume, my name was spelled “rocky hammer” instead of “rocky hammond”?
adam: awe…sorry dude! the spell wreck software mustn’t have recognized “hammond” as a real word.
rocky: are you trying to say what i feel isn’t real?
adam: no…i’m trying to say my spell check wrecked your name. don’t worry, mcdonald’s won’t look at your resume that closely anyway.
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