Spengel
to m-st-rb-t- in an event where there are only males partic-p-ting. during the masturbation, the person is caught by another group of males. the person then makes lies and says he was doing something else, such as packing a tin. this is usually done in a bathroom stall.
“dude, why is everyone making fun of steven?”-john
“dude, he was caught spengeling!”-mark
“ew!”-john
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