sperglar
sperm + burglar
one of the sl-ttiest girls you have ever known.
this sl-tty girl does not only want your sperm, she wants to steal all of it with her sl-tty tactics.
guy 1: yo i feel a lil light today, f-cking sl-t.
guy 2: what happened?
guy 1: straight sperglar man.
guy 2: holy sh-t! the sl-ttiest!
Read Also:
- Lasheen'd
getting drunk and tricked into having s-x after saying you won’t. omg i hate you so much right now you b-st-rd. i’m one of your floozies. ughhh g-d i got “lasheen’d” her- its not a nice feeling to feel lasheened tho me- how does it feel? me- exactly? her- it’s like being hoodwinked, scammed, plaaaaayyyyyed!!!!!!
- Spermatozoon
1) the male gamete that joins the ovum to form what will become an embryo and ruin your life. 2) something that you were a long time ago. 3) the inhabitants of testicland. 4) something that most guys like to m-ssacre before getting a girl friend. 1) the spermatozoon is more commonly known as the […]
- sperm donor boner
achieving an erection while viewing p-rnography at a sperm donation clinic. paper p-rn is so quaint, it gives me a sperm donor b-n-r.
- flat and moody
the state of being flat chested and always moody man chelsey is really flat and moody
- Latino Burrito
a latino burrito is when a man ejects every bodely fluid ( sperm, p–p, pee, throw up) into a women’s v-g-n- and has another individual eat the fluids out of the v-g-n- simulating a burrito hence the, “latino burrito” hans gave jack’s mother a latino burrito and made jack eat it out.