sperm burping granny banger
the answer to end all discussion, friendly or foe, concerning moms, sisters, girlfriends, significant others, et. al.
statement: your (mom, sister, et. cetera) is such a wh-r-, she was busy getting mushroom stamped by the lollipop guild while the seven dwarfs where tunneling their way down the big rock candy mountain!
reply: shut up you sperm burping granny banger!
response: …. nothing…. that’s right…. nothing
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