Sperm Derm
a skin-like film which forms on the p-n-s after -j-c-l-t–n, when the s-m-n dries.
john: dude! your d-ck skin is peeling!
joe: oh that?!? no that is my sperm derm. i was masturbating in the kitchen an hour ago.
john: oh. okay…. hey this egg flour soup tastes kinda funny.
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