Sperm Golf


upon reaching climax the male tries to shoot the sperm projectile into his belly b-tton. much like regular golf, the object is to get the sperm into the hole. one shot is the best possible, two or more can be done if the male is capable of multiple -j-c-l-t–ns.
i got a hole in one playing sperm golf!

i’m better than tiger woods at c-m golf than he is at regular golf!

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