sperm pipe
(noun); p-n-s, d-ck, c-ck, man-pipe, woody, w-lly, male organ used in s-xual reproduction, mushroom stamping, and rituals such as… “hey bro,…. lookatdatd-ck” -as you display your p-n-s in hopes of the other party looking directly at it and openly displaying their h-m-s-xuality.
joe: “man my girl was being such a b-tch last night”
roger: “you know what i’d say?’
….
roger: “suck on the sperm pipe, b–tch!!!”
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