Sperm shark
a man who actively hunts for the chance to be s-xually aroused by receiving or the thought of receiving human sperm in the mouth.
father: i thought we came to san francisco to watch a giants game.
son: no silly it’s pride week the only baseball will be the catching my mouth does.
father: you are a sperm shark.
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