sperm whale
a whale who recently had s-x and is currently completely filled with sperm from the other whale.
look mommy, there’s a sperm whale over there.
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a fat sl-t, somone with a loose sn-tch! see also; sperm bank
that gemma has slept had more pr-ck then an antique dart board! shes a proper sperm whale!
a guy who likes to skeet in hot tubs and swimming pools
girl #1: do not go into the hot tub after t. has been in it, he stealth m-st-rb-t-s under the bubbles
girl #2: ewww gross
girl #1: sperm whale alert!
when you let a nose-pierced fatty suck your c-ck and just before you blow your load, you shove your d-ck up to the wh-r-‘s nose hole and let loose. then you watch as the sperm shoots out the whale’s blow hole.
my fat neighbor kept on beggin’ for some vitamin d and i hadn’t nutted for quite some time, so i let the whale go down on moby d-ck. i filled the beasts nasal cavity with so much baby gravy, it shot out the whale’s piercing hole and stained my rug! a new species of sperm whale has been discovered!….true story.
a large female who hangs out at bars and night clubs looking to take a drunk male home and get inseminated.
joe went home with sally that sperm whale last night shes a real wh-r-, she definitely was trying to get knocked up so he would be stuck with her for good.
a man with large genitals and/or is capable of -j-c-l-t-ng quant-ties of s-m-n after an -rg-sm.
wow honey, you are a total sperm whale! it’s guys like you that make me happy!
1. a large women who likes to be -j-c-l-t-d on.
2. a large whale who likes to be -j-c-l-t-d on.
pete: why did you go home with that large women?
mully: dude, she is a sperm whale.
pete: oh. then kudos to you.
the process of making your partner laugh immediately after a bl-w j-b so that your sperm shoots out their nose.
“me and that b-tch were watchin step brothers while she was giving me a bj and she totally spermwhaled all over when i was finished”
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