sperminites
the s-m-n of a man. most commonly called, j-zz, skeet, or pudding!
man 1:”hey pal, you totally splashed your sperminites all over my cashmere sweater”
man 2:”no i didn’t”
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when a cougar goes off on a jag, feeding on as many hot, young men as she can in order to forget the one piece of prey she really wants. ever since he blew her off, m.g. has been in a cougar coma hitting all the clubs, getting with all the young studs.
- cougar commander
the pride lioness amongst other cougars (see middle aged women who are on the prowl), typically identified by statements of authority over others, especially men of significantly lesser age or other cougars. when challenged the cougar commander will typically make an example of her current challenger with aggressive emasculation. “compared to (insert common cougars name […]
- Cougar Denial
the denial of being a cougar. usually someone who thinks they are “too young” or thinks their prey isn’t young enough. years of denial can lead to very severe cases of cougarism. annie thinks that just cuz she’s 29 she can’t be a cougar but she totally is! people think they guy she’s dating is […]
- Cyber Sleepover
where you stay up all night talking on webcam or video chat, that it’s like you had a sleepover with your friend. brad: what did you do last night? chase: i had a cyber sleepover with jamie. brad: oh, cool.
- xekushnr
the art, action, or idea of f-cking your mothers brains out. and her friend, too. shuddup b-tch, imma xekushnr your mom. in fact, i just did. i xekushnr’ed her all night long. my p-n-s is sore and weak because of the hot night of xekushnr.