spermy eyelash
when a girl/man/animal/cross gets c-mmed on so much that their eyelashes get glued together by the c-m.
me – “i sprayed my s-m-n all over your mums face last night”
you – “i know she couldn’t see this morning, bad case of the spermy eyelash”
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