Sperry Fairy
a phrase often used to designate the preppy, douchey, ent-tled, often “sperry top-sider” wearing, d-ckholes of north-eastern descent, who are huge p-ssy b-tches. it is not uncommon for these douchenozzle’s to be seen paring their “vineyard vines” attire, or their american flag short shorts, with a pair of “sperry top-siders”. all in all, if you encounter one of these kooks, proceed to flee the area, or jump his -ss with your fellow tube rider’s. it should also be noted that these little pixie boy’s do not charge, and have no ability whatsoever to shred the gnar.
3 students from boston college have the following conversation
bro 1: bro did you check surfline today?!? lowers is totally firing back home! tubes and hacks for days brah!
bro 2: no way brudda! sounds gnarly! we’d totally be charging it right now! cant wait to jet home friday!
sperry fairy: ummm… excuse me sir?? we are currently inhabiting civilization within the north-eastern most expanse of the united states of america. in turn, i have the pleasure of informing you that we “refined” individuals refrain from using the word, umm…. “gnarly”, good day now.
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