sperry slapper


a sperry slapper is someone, particularly a male, who wears sperry’s typically paired with salmon colored shorts and is often in a frat
-walking to cl-ss-

bill: hey jack.
jack: what’s up bill?
bill: you see those sperry slappers back at the tennis court?
jack: yeah, it’s hard not to notice clowns when you see them.
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