spexting
the pulse-quickening act of exchanging detailed, graphic, sports-related statistics and observations via text at a feverish rate, similar to that of s-xting. often a form of male bonding, and a reflection of a torrid bromance.
1. my girlfriend caught me spexting with my guy andy at dinner again last night, and boy was my face red. 2. i had to change my cell phone plan due to all the spexting this bulls season.
not to be confused with ‘s-xting’. spexting is the act of exchanging favorite south park quotes with a fellow friend who also enjoys the many antics in the show.
“we were spexting so much last night, i think we covered five seasons.”
“my buddy steve just sent me a spext, now i’m going to be laughing all day at work.”
the act of sharing ones most romantic, intimate, and vulnerable inner most thoughts and/or feelings via the combined -ssimilation of spooning and texting when the physical means or attributes of spooning are not applicable nor available.
similar to s-xting
my boyfriend and i were spexting all morning about whether or not our future possible children would be ravishing ufc beasts or genius millionaire nerds who would take care of us when we retire.
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