sphegels
much like kegels are v-g-n-l exercises, sphegels are exercises of the -n-s or sphincter.
melissa: -squeeze squeeze-
amanda: stop!
melissa: you don’t like my sphegels on you?
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the act of sh-tting yourself while laughing at something. this happens because you were laughing so hard, your -n-s laughed with you. friend 1: ‘my little sister told me the justin bieber movie was the best experience of her life and started to cry’ friend 2: ‘what did you say?’ friend 1: ‘i started laughing […]
- nutscicles
1)when you are freezing your nuts off 2) when your nuts are cold man john ive got nutscicles. i defrosted my nutscicles on your grandmothers wrinkly forehead. your mom’s tongue got stuck to my nutscicles
- Negroes of Pakistan
formal synonym for makranis. so-called on account of their primary descent from imported ‘zangi’ bantu negroes, with survivals of aboriginal dravidoid gedrosian elements. closely related to the dalit-dravidian ‘negroes of india’, they are also termed the ‘negroes of iran’ as the makran coast belongs to both greater iran & greater pakistan. in fact, “negroes in […]
- Negrodickaphobia
a fear of black p-n-ses. i was gonna play a role in a nude scene in a movie with denzel washington, but my negrod-ckaphobia made it nearly impossible.
- playmer
playmer is a word for a gamer who plays a certain game way too much, and is very skillful in that game. that guy plays call of duty for like, 10 hours a day! what a playmer. that guy kicks -ss, he’s a real playmer.