sphilter
a sh-t-fart separator.
my cossey became red and inflamed when my sphilter failed to keep the sh-t in my -ss.
sh-t-fart separator
my cossey became red and inflamed when my sphilter malfunctioned during a recent bout with diarrhea.
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