sphinctacular
an -n-s that is extremely tight and grips any object inserted into it.
my mistresses -ss is sphinctacular compared to my wife’s gape.
a major league f-ck-up of epic proportions. something so glaringly sh-tty, it could only have popped out of a giant, smelly -sshole. very close to cr-ptastic in meaning, though of a stronger nature.
“well george, this war has certainly become a sphinctacular success. h-lluva job, old boy!”
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