sphincter clincher
a quip, joke, remark, or action that is offensive enough to make the listener(s) gasp or go silent. when the questionable comment is said, the listeners’ ring of muscle around their -n-s contracts and continues to hold in a tight grasp.
janet jackson’s wardrobe malfunction and kramer’s (aka michael richards) racist tirade are both great examples of a sphincter clincher.
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