Sphincter Sense
the -n-ses uncanny ability to sense when a toilet is near by. this is most apparent when embarking on a long trip home, knowing that you need to poo. the sphincter will not let the poo crown until you are seconds away from a toilet, saving you from ruining your pants.
“i’m positive there is a toilet nearby, my sphincter senses are tingling!”
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