sphincterland


a place to which you shouldn’t attach vacuum cleaners, as demonstrated by a kind gentleman with odd solutions to normal problems.
first person: i tried to vacuum my farts away, and in so doing discovered something amazing in sphincterland!
second person: you’ve got issues

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