Sphincting
this is the act of pulling a chick’s (or a dude’s, if you’re into that kinda thing) sphincter out of her bunghole after a session of dangerous, sloppy b-tt s-x. after a chick has been spincted, she’ll have to wear depends, for sure.
sphincting…
“wanda, why are you wearing an adult diaper?”
“cuz some dude jumped me from behind and sphincted the sh-t outta me!”
“man, it sure smells like sh-t in here!”
“that’s me. i got sphincted last night, and now there’s no difference between a deuce and a fart.”
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